Die Blicke hätten nicht erschrockener, verwirrter, empörter sein können, wenn ich auf den Zierrasen vor dem Koi-Karpfen-Teich gepinkelt hätte.
Judging by the looks of shock and bewilderment and revulsion I saw, I might as well have been pissing on the ornamental lawn which fringed the koi pond.
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