Wenn er schlimmer wird, lasse ich mich in der Unfallstation von irgendeinem Vorstadtkrankenhaus behandeln. Unter falschem Namen. So was kommt alle Tage vor.
If it gets worse I'll go to some suburban hospital emergency room and give a phony name. Happens all the time."
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